Tesla Earnings Call: High-Stakes Drama

Mini Story: Tesla’s High-Stakes Earnings Call

It was 4:30 PM on a Wednesday, and the Tesla earnings call was about to begin. Investors, analysts, and Elon Musk fans were all dialed in, waiting for the latest update.

Elon’s voice came through the line, calm but with an edge. 'Q2 was… interesting.'

The room on the other end of the call tensed. Interesting was never a good sign.

CFO Vaibhav Taneja jumped in. 'Revenue was $24.9 billion, slightly below expectations, but margins improved in Energy and AI.'

A pause. Then, the analysts attacked.

Goldman Sachs rep: 'Elon, Cybertruck production delays—when do you expect—'

Elon: 'Next question.'

Morgan Stanley analyst: 'Your Full Self-Driving timeline keeps slipping. Is regulatory approval even possible this year?'

Elon (grinning audibly): 'FSD is already safer than humans. Regulators move slow, but the data doesn’t lie.'

Silence. Then—

Retail investor (from X/Twitter): 'Elon, when Robotaxi??'

Elon perked up. 'Revolutionary. Coming sooner than people think.'

The stock swung wildly after-hours—down 3%, then up 5%. No one knew what to believe.

As the call ended, Elon muttered, 'To the moon… or Mars.'

The line went dead.

Tesla earnings calls: Never boring. 🚀

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