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DIO: I've already taken care of Kakyoin, too.
DIO: Polnareff must be hiding somewhere... Hah. But it doesn't matter.
DIO: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
Even Though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, *dead Joseph pics*
like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments
JOTARO: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
DIO: Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.
*ta zajebista scena z mangi co tak do siebie podchodza*
DIO: Too slow, too slow! The World is the ultimate Stand. Even without his power to stop
time, his speed and power far exceed that of your Star Platinum.
JOTARO: So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Not much range, but immense power
DIO: I wanted to try a little test to find out just how much more powerful The World was,
DIO: Though it appears a test was hardly necessary.
JOTARO: Test? Is that what you call just patting me, and not even enough to hurt?
JOTARO: Well, i guess you ripped my 20,000 yen pants, though.
DIO: Why are you Joestars so stubborn about admitting defeat?
DIO: Hmph. I suppose I shall rise to your shilly provocation, and test you just a bit more.
*The World wali piachy na standa Jotaro*
DIO: So my The World's power and precision are both superior! I've seen enough. I'm satisfied.
DIO: I have decided that I will show no mercy when fighting one of the Joestar bloodline,
DIO: The way to end you is with The World's true power!
DIO: With this, the Joestar bloodline will finally end. My archenemies, who dared to make
an appearance in my destiny.. Farewell!
DIO: Wha- What? He just moved! He... Impossible!
DIO: His finger just moved! I-it can't be. It can't be! They're.. the same?
DIO: *in głowa: The World and Star Platinum are the same type of Stand?!*
DIO: Can he see me? Or is he moving his hand subconsciously?
DIO: Could you see me? I ASKED IF YOU COULD SEE ME, JOTARO!
JOTARO: Who knows? I don't know what you're talking about, Dio.
DIO: Very well! It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter if you can see me during stopped time or not!
DIO: If you can move the same way as my The World, let me see you moving!
DIO: I, DIO, had truly surpassed all forms of life and all Stands! And now, I can stop
time for five seconds, and longer and longer intervals each time!
DIO: Jotaro! I shall see just how powerful you truly are!
*DIO SEE MAGNES PIERDOLONY IN REKA*
DIO: ahahhahHAHAHAHAHAhHhhHahahahahh! (beczka ogolnie)
DIO: You had placed that magnet on me.
DIO: When we were testing each other's strength earlier? It looks like a magnet taken from a
DIO: You completely fooled me. I can't take my eyes off you for a second. But! If you're using
a trick like this, that proves you can't move during stopped time! You only added a few more seconds
to your life! This time, you will..
*jotaro napierdala piensc w brzuch The World's i go rozpierdala*
DIO: NAAANIII! H-he.. really can move! Only for a moment, but he can move!
DIO: The magnet wasn't to trick me into thinking he could move... But to trick me into thinking
*jotaro punches him wery hart i rozbija sie dio o witryne sklepowa*
*noga odpierdolona - podaj mi noge suko*
JOTARO: I could move for a moment.. Just a moment. But..
JOTARO: It was only enough to get one punch in.
DIO: Fetch my leg from over there. HURRY UP AND FETCH IT! BEHAVE LIKE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT,
BRINGING A DRINK AND CAVIAR TO A FIRST-CLASS PASSENGER!
JOTARO: I guess I have to bash your head to pieces, or it'll be like nothing ever happened. You've
already recovered your energy. Because that hole i put in your gut is closed up now.
DIO: Your eyes followed me in the world of stopped time.. So you truly can see my movements, Jotaro.
DIO: Kakyoin did quite well for you. Because he figured out the secret of The World's powers, you were able
to figure out that you could move during stopped time, and so, you were able to invade my world.
DIO: Which makes me think.. Just how long can you move within my world of stopped time?
DIO: Two seconds? Three? Or perhaps you can move five seconds, just like me, and you're just pretending that you
*jotaro mozg*- This isn't good. I could move longer with some practice, but right now, a moment
DIO: I believe that you can only move for a moment now. But since you have invaded my world of stopped time, it would
not be wise to underestimate you by getting close. Even when i still have an overwhelming adventage.
DIO: THEREFORE, JOTARO, I'VE DECIDED HOW TO KILL YOU SUCH THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG YOU CAN MOVE!
*wyciaga te noze, jotaro wystraszony*
DIO: You've gone pale. When you saw these knives, you realized that you facce a more horrific fate than that geezer Joseph.
JOTARO: *Bastard! How the hell does he come up with stuff like this? He's dangerous.*
*jotaro use secret Joestar technikue
DIO: Once time begins to move again, I wonder if even your Star Platinum can manage to deflect so many knives.
*ta smieszna pozycja co stoi w nozach i sie smieje |HAHAHhahahahahHAHhHhah|*
DIO: Being able to see this must be all the more terrifying, Jotaro!
*rzuca noze a star platinum je odbija*
DIO: Just two more seconds.. Is that all you can do? This proves that you really can move only
*czas plynie znowu star platinum odbije noze lecz jotaro i tak dostaje na klate*
DIO: It's over. I'll add one more, just to be sure.
*dio throw pierdolony nozyk into jotaro head*
DIO: To be frank, I'm relieved that I could defeat you so quickly, Jotaro.
DIO: I never thought you would be able to enter my stopped time. As i see it, those machines known as
automobiles are useful devices, but because everyone has one, the streets become too crowded.
*jotaro upada poraz pierwszy (jak jezusek lol)*
DIO: Only I, DIO, should have power over stopped time.
JOTARO: Yare yare daze.. Throwing all those knives.. Now my valuable uniform is full of holes.
*mozg jotaro- I stuffed my clothes with magazines just in case he tried throwing anything..
But i didn't think he'd throw that many knives at me. Playing dead and waiting for a chance
to strike is the best chance i have right now. I need to figure out how to knock off his head..
*Dio skacze przed niego - staje obok znaku drogowego*
DIO: I'd better play it safe. The Joestar bloodline has proven itself rather lucky. He might be trying
to trick me by playing dead. I must end him beyond a shadow of a doubt!
DIO: Chopping his head off with this!
DIO: This is truly the end for you, JOTARO!
*nagle za plecami skacze Lil Pol Pol i przebija Dio głowe*
*Polnareff uderza o sciane na pelnej pizdzie*
DIO: Too bad, Polnareff. With just a moment more, and with just a tiny bit more force,
you could have torn my brain apart with your rapier.
POLNAREFF: B-Bastard! This is impossible..
*tutaj to zdjecie jak caly zolty stoi ze znakiem w rece*
DIO: Joestar's Egyptian tour group will be no more, once i finish you.
*jotaro mozg- Damn it. Polnareff'q going to get killed. I wanted to play dead as long as possible,
until I could land a blow to his head, but.. It would be easy for me to keep Polnareff's head
*dalej jotaro mozg tylko inna linijka- But Dio won't enter Star Platinum's attack range.
It'll end up like it did last time. I have to make sure he doesn't realize I'm alive. As long
as he doesn't know for sure, my chance to get close to him will come.*
*ciag dalszy mozg- Talk about irony. I tried my hardest to move inside his stopped time, but now I
have to try my hardest to stay completely still.*
*jotaro drapie ziemie (wiecie o co mi chodzi) *
*dio wyskakuje do tylu i obserwuje jotaro*
DIO: Jotaro, you.. You're alive.. or you're coming around.
*policjant wycelowywuje bron w dio*
POLICJANCI: Dont move! We're the police! We have guns pointed at you! Put your hands up slowly.
* dio teleportuje sie za policjantow i uderza jednego w twarz*
DIO: All right. Perfect timing. There's something I'd like you to shoot with that gun. Shoot the man
lying on the ground over there. You can shoot his leg, his torse.. Whatever you like.
*policjant wystrzeliwuje w jotaro ale star platinum lapie pocisk palcami pod kurtka*
DIO: Perhaps I was just imagining that sound I thought I heard coming from Jotaro.
*jotaro mozg- What a sick thing to do.. But now Dio's attention is on me, not Polnareff. Right now,
he's suspicious as all hell. He'll try to make absolutely sure that I'm dead. This is when
DIO: The sound of his breathing.. I don't hear it. He's not breathing. Then what about his heartbeat?
*jotaro lapie sie za serce przy pomocy star platinum by zatrzymac prace kurwa serce*
*dio nasluchuje z uchem przy ziemi*
*jotaro mozg- This is damn tough.. If i black out, I really will die. It won't even be funny..
If i die because I used my Stand to stop my own heart.. *
DIO: his heart isn't breathing. He is definitely dead. I thought he was still alive, but it was just my imagination.
DIO: Just in case, I'll lop off his head so that I can truly rest at ease.
*jotaro przyśpiesza prace serca przy pomocy star platinum*
*dio bierze zamach by odjebac mu leb ale ten lamie znak*
*jotaro bierze rozmach (star platinum)*
*jotaro wali mu hita na leb i rozpierdala czache*
JOTARO: I went through hell there.. But even if you stop time, I'm still going to blow your
JOTARO: Finally.. Finally, I was able to bash his head in. But that bastard Dio is a monster
who survived a hundred years at the bottom of the ocean. I can't believe he's dead yet.
DIO: Wh-What is this? Impossible! M-my legs..
DIO: I can't move my legs. I can't stand!~
*jotaro rozjebuje bak samochodu i nalewa paliwo do wiader*
DIO: I have a headache.. a-and nausea..
DIO: How could this happen? Me, Dio, feeeling sick?
DIO: My head's been destroyed, so I can't get up?! Damn it! I have to do something!
JOTARO: I covered you with gasoline so I can track your smell. I feel bad, kicking a guy when
JOTARO: Nah. I don't feel bad about this at all.
JOTARO: My friends and a lot of innocent bystanders are dead because of you.
DIO: HahahahahHAHhhhHHahHAHAhahaaaAAAAA
DIO: If i can.. If I can get to that place..
*czołga się i łapie zderzak samochodu*
DIO: Time.. Time will move once more.
*zajebisty soundtrack zaczyna grać*
JOTARO: He put his ear to the ground to listen for cars coming near.
*rzuca i trafia w opone samochodu, dio wyrzucony w powietrze ląduje obok wejścia do ścieków (to kolko)*
*unosi kolko ze stodzienki sciekowej*
JOTARO: This place is taken. You can't escape.
JOTARO: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!
JOTARO: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!
*dio wylatuje w powietrze i leci na koniec ulicy*
DIO: You fell for it, JOTARO! This is my escape route!
DIO: You have lost in the battle of wits against me, DIO!
DIO: Doesn't this street look familiar?
JOTARO: This street.. I-It can't be..
DIO: That's right. It was my escape route to the blood of Joseph Joestar!
DIO: Joseph's blood suits me well. It suits this body so perfectly, my strenght is recovering
DIO: It suits me.. It truly suits me!
*AHHASHDahsdhsdhshahsdhahahahhahahahahHahHahhh, drapanie glowy*
DIO: This body belonged to Jonathan Joestar one hundred years ago. The blood that I just drank was
from his grandson, Joseph! And the one who allowed me to make it this far was you, Jotaro.
DIO: The Joestar bloodline was mere dog shit on the road that is my destiny, just something
lying in my way.. But in the end, it appears that the Joestars are fated to be my tools.
*huehueheuhehahehehahehehauheehhahaha*
JOSEPH GHOST: No matter.. No matter what Dio is about to do to my body down below, you must never get enraged and
lose your cool, Jotaro. Don't worry about me anymore. This happened because it had to happen.
JOTARO: Is this.. the old man's soul?
JOSEPH GHOST: Kakyoin solved the mystery of Dio's Stand. I relayed his message to you. If we had all
fought Dio at once, we would have all perished instantly. You've become able to move a bit within stopped time.
You have two or three seconds now.. Use that time wisely. No matter what Dio does now, you mustn't get angry.
JOSEPH GHOST: If you fly into a rage and strike first, you'll only put yourself in a bad situation.
JOSEPH GHOST: Jotaro.. This trip was truly fun, wasn't it? So much happened. I swear.. These fifty
*gif jak trzyma sie za czapke i rozplywa w powietrzu*
DIO: Hey! Where are you looking, Jotaro?
JOTARO: The old man told me not get angry, no matter what.
JOTARO: No one could stay calm after seeing that!
* i tutaj skacza do siebie (jotaro i dio w formie potenznego geja wampira)
DIO I JOTARO: ORA ORA OROARORAOROAOMODUDMADUADMADUADMAUDADMADUASDMAUDADCHUJ
DIO: Seven seconds have passed! I still feel the power!
DIO: I can still keep it up! By the way, Jotaro. You shouldn't be able to move any longer.
You probably gambled on the two seconds before time starts to move again, but you've miscalculated.
DIO: What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break out into song!
DIO: Eight seconds have passed! One hundred years ago, I attained immortality, but i didn't feel as absolutely wonderful
*dio hahahaheheheh xd jak zawsze i napierdalanie palcem w skroni*
DIO: Joestar blood suits me so very well! This is the greatest high!
*jotaro mozg- O-Old man.. You were right. Getting mad has gotten me into trouble. But this isn't the end of it.
I still have plenty more rage to hurl at him!
DIO: Nine seconds have passed! I've stopped time for nine seconds!
DIO: But it appears that stopping time for nine seconds is my current limit.
*uderza jotaro łamiąc mu w chuj kości*
DIO: Now to unleash all of my Stand's power! Jotaro! You said something about being pissed off.. But your fury can
DIO: MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!
DIO: And now, without pause, my final attack! The last and final time I will stop time!
DIO: Within my nine seconds of stopped time, I shall end this!
*dio ląduje na moście przed jotaro i się uśmiecha*
|lektor mozna powiedziec| * for some reason, dio disappeared while time was stopped.*
|lektor mozna powiedziec| * However, Jotaro has abandoned thought. No matter what Dio has planned,
or what attack he might unleash in the two seconds that Jotaro can move within stopped time, all he needs
to do is drive Star Platinum's fists into him in those two seconds!
*jotaro mozg- The one thing that I know, Dio, is that he next time I see your face, I'm probably going to bust a vein!
JOTARO: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
DIO: It's too late! You cannot escape!
DIO: MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!
DIO: Eight seconds have passed! WRYYYYY
DIO: This proves that no one can surpass DIO!
DIO: Puny humands! I shall rule you all!
DIO: Bow before my knowledge and might!
DIO: Ten seconds have passed! Now my ability to stop time has reached ten seconds!
DIO: Now, then.. I guess I should find Jotaro's lifeless body and drink his blood. If there's any blood
DIO: Wh-What? My body's movements a-are slowing down.. N-No.. I'm not slowing down..
I-I cannot move. I-Impossible! M-my b-body won't move at all!
JOTARO: It's been eleven seconds. I guess that's your limit now.
JOTARO: I stopped time at the nine second mark. That let me escape.
JOTARO: Now.. It won't take even a second to finish you off!
*jotaro stojacy za dio z palcem w jego strone bo to zajebiscie wyglada*
DIO: J-Jotaro! I-Impossible! You stopped time? Right at the end of my nine seconds of movement..
JOTARO: Having someone approach from behind while you can't move a muscle, if i had to describe it, is like when a guy
who can hold his breath underwater for a minute finally comes up for air at the very last second..
JOTARO: When suddenly, he feels someone grab him, and he's dragged back down into the water.
JOTARO: But for you, i feel no pity at all.
JOTARO: Time has begun to move again.
*dio wykrecone nogi jotaro stoi przed nim*
JOTARO: I don't feel even the slightest bit of compassion for you.
JOTARO: I haven't even an ounce of pity for you. However, just finishing you off by beating you
to death now would leave a bad taste in my mouth.
JOTARO: How many seconds will it take for your legs to recover?
JOTARO: The moment you've healed, I'll throw Star Platinum at you. So bring it on!
JORARO: If I were a gunslinger in a Western, I'd say.. ,,Draw. Let's see who's the fastest
*dio's head- H-he's.. mocking me! But.. But, Jotaro.. You may have come this far, but you are still only human.*
*dio's head- You think like a human, who has so little time to live. About things leaving a bad taste in
mouth, or living your life with no regrets.. That kind of reasoning is about as comperlling
as rat shit in a bathroom, and it will be your demise! HahhahAhhaha!*
*dio's head- I, Dio, have no such thoughts. Within my mind is but one simple thought.*
*dio's head- Just one! To be victorious and rule! That is all.*
*dio's head- That is all i need to feel satisfaction!*
DIO: How do you like being blinded by blood?!
*dio zostaje rozrywany przez moc Star Platinum zaraz po pierdolnięciu w noge*


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