Jason Bateman Retrieves Missing Movie Script

Title: Jason Bateman and the Mystery of the Missing Script

Jason Bateman was having a typical Hollywood morning—coffee in hand, sunglasses on, and a light breeze ruffling his perfectly tousled hair as he strolled onto the set of his latest project, The Last Laugh. It was a quirky dark comedy, the kind he excelled in, and he was excited to start filming.

But when he reached his trailer, something was off. His script—the one covered in his meticulous notes, coffee stains, and a single doodle of a frowning emoji (a relic from his daughter’s last visit)—was gone.

'Uh, guys?' Jason called out, poking his head out of the trailer. 'Anyone seen my script?'

The crew shook their heads. The director, a frazzled but well-meaning indie filmmaker named Lisa Cho, frowned. 'You’re kidding. We start shooting in twenty minutes.'

Jason sighed. He had a reputation for being unflappable, but even he couldn’t improvise an entire movie. Then he noticed something—a tiny, glittery footprint on the floor.

Glitter?

His eyes narrowed. There was only one person—well, creature—who left a trail of glitter everywhere she went: his co-star’s mischievous Pomeranian, Princess Sparkle.

'Alright,' Jason muttered, rolling up his sleeves. 'Time for a detective montage.'

What followed was a series of increasingly absurd events:

He interrogated the craft services guy, who swore he saw a 'fluffy little thief' dart by with something in its mouth.

He followed a trail of glitter to the props department, where Princess Sparkle had indeed been—but only to steal a fake bone.

He then spotted his script… in the hands of the film’s eccentric method actor, Damian Vaughn, who was literally trying to become his character by absorbing the script’s energy.

'Damian,' Jason said calmly, 'I need that back.'

Damian, eyes wide, clutched the script to his chest. 'But Jason… have you ever felt the words? Breathed them?'

Jason took a deep breath, reached into his pocket, and pulled out his secret weapon—a bag of gourmet dog treats. He shook it. Instantly, Princess Sparkle came barreling toward him, crashing into Damian’s legs. The script flew into the air—

—And Jason caught it, smooth as always.

The crew erupted in applause. Lisa wiped away a tear. 'That’s why you’re the MVP, Bateman.'

Jason smirked, flipped open his script, and strolled toward the set. 'Alright, people. Let’s make a movie.'

And with that, another day in the life of Jason Bateman—actor, director, and now, script-retrieval specialist—came to a close.

The End.

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