Jamie Lee Curtis Stops Haunted Script Curse

Jamie Lee Curtis and the Haunted Script

Jamie Lee Curtis sat in her cozy home library, sipping tea, when an old, dusty script slid off the shelf and landed at her feet. The title read: The Curse of Laurie Strode – One Last Scream.

'Hmm,' she muttered, picking it up. 'I did say I was done with horror…'

But as she flipped through the pages, strange things began to happen. The lights flickered. The wind howled outside, even though it was a calm evening. And then—her phone buzzed.

A text from an unknown number: 'You’ll never escape, Jamie.'

She rolled her eyes. 'Oh, please. I survived Halloween, Prom Night, and Terror Train. A creepy text isn’t gonna—'

Suddenly, her dog, a tiny Chihuahua named Taco, started growling at the shadows. A deep voice whispered from the script: 'Read… your… lines…'

Jamie sighed, grabbed a nearby prop knife (leftover from a Halloween Ends reunion), and stabbed the script right into the table.

'Nope. Not today, Satan.'

The room fell silent. The script stopped glowing. Taco yawned.

Jamie smirked. 'And that’s how you kill a sequel.'

She tossed the script into the fireplace and went back to her tea.

THE END…?

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