Cory Booker's Endless Filibuster Speech

Mini-Story: Is Cory Booker Still Speaking?

The crowd shifted restlessly as Senator Cory Booker approached the three-hour mark of his impassioned speech. A young intern, Jake, leaned over to his boss and whispered, 'Is he still speaking?'

His boss, a seasoned political aide, sighed. 'Always.'

Booker, mid-sentence about community gardens and moral redemption, suddenly pointed at Jake. 'You, young man! Do YOU know the power of love?'

Jake froze. The room fell silent.

'Uh… Taylor Swift?' he squeaked.

Booker’s eyes lit up. 'Exactly! Love is the soil from which justice grows!' And with that, he launched into another hour of metaphors about farming and democracy.

Jake’s boss handed him a coffee. 'Welcome to Washington.'

(The End.)

Moral of the story: Never make eye contact with Cory Booker during a filibuster.

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