Cory Booker's Eternal Speech Saga

'Is Cory Booker Still Speaking?' – A Tale of the Never-Ending Speech

It was a chilly evening in Washington, D.C., and the Senate chamber was unusually packed. Senator Cory Booker had taken the floor to speak on a critical infrastructure bill—or so everyone thought.

At first, his words were passionate, eloquent, and inspiring. Colleagues nodded in agreement, reporters scribbled notes, and C-SPAN viewers leaned in. But then… something strange happened.

Booker kept going.

And going.

And going.

Hours turned into days. Staffers brought in coffee, snacks, and even sleeping bags. Senators from both parties exchanged nervous glances. Some tried to subtly check their watches; others pretended to listen while scrolling through their phones. The Capitol janitorial staff began vacuuming around him, but Booker didn’t stop.

Rumors spread. Had he discovered the secret of eternal speech? Was this a filibuster for the ages, or had he simply lost track of time? Twitter erupted with memes: 'Booker’s speech outlasted my last relationship.' 'I was born, graduated college, and got married during this speech.'

Finally, on the seventh day, Senator Rand Paul—who knew a thing or two about marathon speeches—approached the podium with a glass of water and a knowing smile.

'Senator Booker,' he whispered, 'the ‘Infrastructure Week’ joke is over. You can stop now.'

Booker blinked, looked around, and chuckled. 'Oh! My bad, y’all. I got carried away.'

The chamber erupted in relieved applause. And from that day forward, whenever a senator rambled too long, someone would lean over and ask:

'Is Cory Booker still speaking?'

The End.

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