Jake Miller's SNL Hosting Nightmare

Title: 'Hosting SNL Tonight!'

[Scene: Backstage at Saturday Night Live]

(Lights buzz, crew members rush around. A nervous comedian, Jake Miller, paces in his dressing room. A knock on the door—it’s Kenan Thompson, grinning.)

Kenan: 'Jake! You ready for tonight?'

Jake: (sweating) 'Uh, yeah! Totally! Unless—what if I forget my lines? Or trip on stage? Or—'

Kenan: (laughs) 'Relax, man. Worst case? You’ll just join the long list of hosts who bombed. No big deal!'

(Jake’s eyes widen. Bowen Yang pops his head in.)

Bowen: 'Jake, just remember: If a sketch flops, blame the writers.'

(Cut to Lorne Michaels sipping coffee in the hallway, deadpan.)

Lorne: 'Or blame the audience. They have no taste.'

(Jake hyperventilates. Heidi Gardner hands him a paper bag.)

Heidi: 'Breathe into this. Also, your fly’s down.'

(Jake looks down—cut to LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!—Jake stumbles on stage mid-zip-up. The crowd ROARS. He freezes… then grins.)

Jake: (awkward) 'So… anyone else nervous?' (Beat.) 'Just me? Cool.'

(The monologue begins. Disaster? Maybe. Hilarious? Definitely.)

[THE END.]

(Post-credits: Jake trips over a prop, faceplants into a cake. Kenan, nodding: 'Yep. Classic SNL.' Fade to black.)

Moral: Hosting SNL is equal parts dream and nightmare—but at least it’s funny! 😆

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