Cole Escola and the Magical Mustache

Title: 'Cole Escola and the Magical Mustache'

One ordinary Tuesday in New York City, Cole Escola—beloved comedian, writer, and all-around chaos gremlin—woke up to find something very strange in the mirror.

Their signature, perfectly manicured mustache… was glowing.

Not just a little shimmer. A full-on, Disney-princess-magic glow.

Cole blinked. Poked it. The mustache twitched on its own.

'Huh,' they said. 'This is either the best day of my life or I’ve finally cracked.'

Before they could decide, the mustache spoke.

'HELLO, COLE. WE HAVE WORK TO DO.'

Cole screamed. Then laughed. Then screamed again. Then took a selfie.

Turns out, the mustache was actually a tiny, interdimensional being named Gustav, who had chosen Cole as the one human chaotic enough to help him save the universe.

'How?' Cole asked.

'BY PERFORMING THE FUNNIEST ONE-PERSON SHOW THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. LAUGHTER POWERS MY SPACESHIP.'

Cole gasped. 'A spaceship?!'

'YES. IT’S PARKED IN YOUR CLOSET.'

Sure enough, behind a pile of sequined costumes and wigs, there was a tiny, glittery UFO.

And so, Cole Escola—armed with nothing but their wit, a magical mustache, and an inexplicable ability to play every character in Gilligan’s Island—set out to save the universe.

They performed in dive bars, subway stations, and once accidentally on live TV during a news segment about 'unusual weather patterns.' Each laugh made Gustav’s glow brighter, until finally…

'IT IS TIME,' Gustav boomed. 'THE FINAL SHOW.'

Cole took the stage at a tiny downtown theater, delivering a tour-de-force performance that included:

A musical number about a sentient avocado

A one-act play where they played all the Golden Girls

An interpretive dance to the sound of a dial-up modem

The audience howled. The walls shook. The UFO in Cole’s closet whirred to life.

With a final, dramatic bow, Cole’s mustache popped off (painlessly) and hovered in the air.

'THANK YOU, COLE. THE UNIVERSE IS SAVED. ALSO, YOU’RE CANCELLED ON NETFLIX.'

Cole gasped. 'WHAT?!'

'JOKE! BYE!'

And with that, Gustav and the mustache vanished in a puff of confetti.

The next day, Cole woke up mustache-less but with a mysterious check for $10,000 and a note:

'For your next show. Maybe buy a wig. –G'

Cole grinned. 'I love my life.'

THE END. 🎭✨

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