SFTU 2. Grandma's Regret (Could Have Had a Desk Job)
- Updated: 2022-07-25
- By: Dr. Floyd
- Summary: A theoretical fantasy-world, where women would rather be miserable corporate pawns than mothers.
- Tags: opportunity cost, feminism, fraud, single moms, government brides
SFTU 2. Grandma's Regret (Could Have Had a Desk Job)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EosupMDWhgA
Grandma's babysitting again,
to give her kids a few days off,
"good night, nana"
hiss the tedious undue burdens
She shakes her head
turns off the light
and goes downstairs
to her beloved screen
to the memory of her dream
And through the tears, she says
I could have had a desk job,
for some important micro-penised jew,
I could have been somebody,
not this failure I see in front of me,
I could have taken a picture
next to a volcano
(caption: here I am, standing here),
I could have wandered, each day, up to the Hollywood sign (with the rest of the heroes)
now, it's too late
I'll never be free
to drink and smoke
and gossip with some cats
I could have had a desk job
She thinks of all the times
she missed out on male strippers
and office birthdays
with a cake shaped like a penis
(sexy, sassy, silly, bitchy)
nothing could be worse
than being chained down to a family,
now the only hope left for happiness
is murder-suicide
so whenever you notice
a grandma struggling,
to hide all the child-hate she has within her,
remember she never wanted this,
she wanted to be free — to drink and smoke and gossip with some cats
she could have had a desk job,
for some important micro-penised jew,
she could have been somebody,
not this failure you see in front of you,
[Side note]
–Dr. Floyd