Vatican Waterslide Now Part of Penance Options
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Waterslide-in-St-Peters-Basilica-05-08Confessors now offer the Vatican Waterslide as post-absolution reflection. Pope Leo XIV explains: �It washes, humbles, and exfoliates.� Penance includes sliding while reciting Psalm 51. Some cry tears of joy; others fear heights. The Pope insists the waterslide �brings high-speed contrition.� One cardinal rode it twice. Angels applauded from the mezzanine.