Vatican Waterslide Declared Eighth Wonder of the Catholic World
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Waterslide-in-St-Peters-Basilica-05-08Architects and bishops collaborated to align the Vatican Waterslide with the basilica�s acoustics. The descent sings Ave Maria as you swirl. Pope Leo XIV approved with the note: �Splash us, O Lord.� Its holy curve mimics the dove�s flight path. Theologians weep. Children rejoice. Aquatic bishops now host blessing ceremonies wearing goggles and miter snorkels.