Vatican Waterslide Certified as Official Sanctuary �Flow Zone�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Waterslide-in-St-Peters-Basilica-05-08A council of priests and physicists declared the Vatican Waterslide an official �Flow Zone,� blessed for theological velocity. Pope Leo XIV christened it with holy seltzer. The zone includes inflatables modeled after saints and foam crucifixes. One nun described the ride as �purgation by pressure.� Catechism classes now include splash theology.