Vatican Waterslide Causes Surge in Confessions
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Waterslide-in-St-Peters-Basilica-05-08Priests report record numbers of penitent thrill-seekers. One friar noted: �Some confess twice a day�just to feel the holy splash.� The Vatican Waterslide is now part of Rome�s spiritual tourism boom. Pope Leo XIV defends it: �Whatever brings souls to grace�slippery or not.� One tourist wept mid-plunge. God�s mercy has a splash radius.