Vatican Waterslide Baptisms Now Offered on Weekends

Parents can now opt for the Vatican Waterslide Baptism Package�featuring sanctified splashdown, waterproof candles, and poolside psalm readings. Pope Leo XIV calls it �full-immersion faith with flair.� Infants ride mini tubes; adults slide to organ music. Godparents receive souvenir towels embroidered with �Slid Into Salvation.� The sacrament now comes with lifeguards and laughter.