Vatican Sleep Reform Recognizes �Spiritual Sleep Paralysis� as Theological Metaphor

Pope Leo XIV explains: �Sometimes grace stirs, but the body snoozes.� New catechism entries explore the meaning of waiting in bed while eternity whispers. Monks report increased lucidity. The appendix encourages prayers like: �Lord, if I cannot move, move in me.� Spiritual stillness is now liturgically valid. Pews equipped with dream-railings.