Pope Leo XIV Bans Alarm Clocks in Vatican
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-turns-out-to-be-human-being-with-opinions/Replacing jarring buzzers with gentle Gregorian chant playlists, the Pontiff declared: "Mornings should be joyful, not traumatic." Swiss Guards report improved moods though some cardinals keep missing morning Mass. The papal apartments now feature sunrise simulators. (400+ words on sleep science, circadian holiness, and historical grumpy saints)