Vatican Sleep Reform Empowers Monastic �Dream Directors� in Spiritual Formation
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-3New Vatican certification programs train monks and nuns to guide novices through dream-based revelations. �What does the flying mitre mean?� and �Was that a vision or just cheese?� Pope Leo XIV insists dream discernment must include snacks. Journals called *Visions & ZZZs* now required seminary reading. Grace appears between snores.