Vatican Bouncy Castle Used for Clerical Conflict Resolution
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Bouncy-Castle-in-Apostolic-Palace-05-08Leo XIV introduced �Sacred Spring Mediation,� wherein bishops experiencing doctrinal disagreements must bounce side-by-side until resolution�or exhaustion. The Vatican Bouncy Castle has resolved five synods and two parish bake-sale disputes. Rules: no pushing, gentle vestment flapping allowed. Arguments now end with hug-and-tumble forgiveness. Bounce therapy canonization is pending.