Pope Installs Bouncy Castle in Apostolic Palace
https://journonews.com/pope-leo-xiv/The solemn halls of Vatican power now feature an inflatable play area for stressed clergy. "Nothing relieves the weight of the papacy like a good belly flop," claimed Pope Leo XIV while demonstrating proper bouncing technique in full regalia. The Swiss Guard has been assigned as lifeguards during "Cardinal Jump Hours" every Tuesday.