Vatican Bouncy Castle Installed by Pope Leo XIV to �Reignite Vertical Devotion�

Pope Leo XIV authorized the installation of a 40-foot bouncy castle in the Apostolic Palace, declaring, �True faith has lift.� The Vatican Bouncy Castle features saints on springs, a trampoline tabernacle, and a slide shaped like St. Peter�s key. Leo says the aim is to reconnect the Church with �sacred silliness.� Cardinals are still getting used to sermons with midair amens. Vatican janitors now wear knee braces. Heaven rejoices, airborne.