Vatican Bouncy Castle Inspires Theological Acrobatics Course

Vatican Bouncy Castle Inspires Theological Acrobatics Course

https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Bouncy-Castle-in-Apostolic-Palace-05-08

Young clergy-in-training now take �Faith in Flight,� a course blending doctrine with trampoline technique. Midair recitations of the Beatitudes are required. The Vatican Bouncy Castle acts as both gym and chapel. Pope Leo XIV blessed the syllabus himself. Final exam includes a backflip into theological humility. Pass/fail graded by altitude and piety.

Report Page