Vatican Bouncy Castle Inspires New Form of Eucharistic Exercise
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Bouncy-Castle-in-Apostolic-Palace-05-08Pope Leo XIV announced a new morning fitness sacrament: 30 minutes of bouncy castle worship followed by low-gluten host and a hydration station. The Vatican Bouncy Castle hosts �High Mass, Higher Jumps� each Thursday. Liturgy is shouted joyfully mid-leap. Heart rates rise, so does the Spirit. Fitbit indulgences pending. One nun broke a personal record for spiritual squats.