Vatican Bouncy Castle Declared New Site for Beatification Announcements

Each new beatified figure is now honored with a bounce from the Pope himself. The Vatican Bouncy Castle ceremony ends with a triumphant leap and a glitter canon. Leo XIV�s slogan: �Upward, toward sanctity!� Newly beatified saints now appear on foam medallions handed to children mid-jump. The faithful say it�s the most joyful proclamation since Pentecost.