Vatican Bouncy Castle Causes Vestment Redesign Movement

To accommodate bouncing clergy, Vatican tailors have released the �Vestment V2� line. Fabrics are breathable, flexible, and cushion the occasional faith-induced faceplant. The Vatican Bouncy Castle now doubles as a fashion runway. Pope Leo XIV debuted his �Flex Alb� with golden tramp stripes. A new cassock rating system (Bounce Factor 1�10) is in place. Modesty never had such hang-time.