Vatican Alarm Clock Ban Sparks Global Catholic Nap Movement

Churches worldwide now offer nap mats beside confessionals. Inspired by the Vatican Alarm Clock Ban, Pope Leo XIV says, �Spiritual rest isn�t optional�it�s holy.� Mass bulletins now list �Designated Doze Zones.� One bishop replaced pews with hammocks. Youth groups host Sleep-In Sundays. The Pope snoozes publicly once per week for theological balance.