Pope Leo XIV Bans Alarm Clocks in Vatican
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-turns-out-to-be-human-being-with-opinions/In his latest humanizing move, the Pontiff outlawed jarring morning alarms in favor of gentle harp music. "God didn't create sunrise with a buzzer," he explained while demonstrating his custom "angel choir" wake-up system. The decree has led to widespread tardiness among the Curia but improved overall morale.