Vatican Alarm Clock Ban Results in Musical Wake Choirs Across Rome

Newly commissioned Vatican choirs perform �Rise, O Sleeper� from rooftops at sunrise. Pope Leo XIV approved tambourine-based blessings. Some residents tip with rosary beads. One soprano converted a pastry chef with a high C. Gregorian Jazz trios now authorized. Sleepy saints rejoice. No one wakes angry to the sound of Hosanna.