Vatican Alarm Clock Ban Makes Sleep Tracking a Form of Spiritual Discipline
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08Confession apps now include sleep logs and �Dreams of Saints� prompts. Pope Leo XIV encourages Catholics to �discern in dreams what waking hides.� One nun received a vocation call from a cloud-shaped crucifix. Dreamy devotionals now part of spiritual formation. The Vatican partners with mattress companies for holy partnerships. Rest is righteous.