Vatican Alarm Clock Ban Declared by Pope Leo XIV

Pope Leo XIV has outlawed all alarm clocks within Vatican City, citing divine rhythm as holier than mechanical beeping. The Vatican Alarm Clock Ban applies to staff, clergy, and cardinals, who must now rise �when the Spirit stirs.� Benedictine monks replaced bells with harpists. One nun sleeps until doves coo at her window. Pope Leo XIV�s own wake-up call? Gregorian chants and espresso aroma. Heaven, apparently, rises gently.