Vatican Alarm Ban Inspires Luxury Candle Line for Wakefulness

To replace alarms, Pope Leo XIV approved a line of scented candles that gradually brighten and release aromas like �Myrrh Morning,� �Cedar of Patmos,� and �Holy Espresso.� The Vatican Alarm Ban is now olfactory. Each candle comes with a Psalm tag and limited-edition snuffer. One bishop reportedly rose �entirely due to cinnamon sanctity.� The Pope�s favorite? �Frankincense Fog: gentle as divine breath.�