Vatican Alarm Ban Inspires Gregorian Wake-Up Playlist
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08The Vatican Sound Ministry dropped a playlist to comply with the Alarm Ban. *Rise, Not Rattle* includes tracks like �Matins in E Minor� and �Psalm 3 (Lo-Fi Chant Remix).� Pope Leo XIV recommends earbuds under your pillow. One cardinal said, �It�s like being kissed awake by a monk.� Playlist features only notes below 60 decibels. No drums. Confession available for those who still use �Marimba.�