Urban Dictionary Cf

Urban Dictionary Cf
cf is a group of guys who think there 'fine' they roll around in black north faces thinking they're cool. They are quite and appear shy but are know wide and far within south london. cf syndrome is when you (a girl) really like one of them and you are honored to have a glimpse into their mysterious world. You get with him a few times, but due to shit communication (on their side) it just can't work. but you spend the whole week thinking about him and waiting for the weekend just so you can see him. If your lucky enough to see him; nothing may happen, or something may BUT you won't hear from him for the rest of the week. The cycle goes on sometimes for upto two years. why bother i hear you say because cf just have that hold over people and its so hard because cf play the deepest mind games without realizing it. cf syndrome sucks.
cf : friday night he texts girl: 'hey what you doing 2night?'
girl: not sure probs just going out round... what you doing?
cf: no reply girl waits hours for text but nothing girl texts friend: babes i have such bad cf syndrome wtf should i do?
Directed at but not limited to any college freshman who learns something new in a class and becomes a know it all snob, advocating their knew found beliefs to everyone, rubbing it in peoples faces that they are presumably "smarter" than everyone because they learned something new. Most of the time they don't fully understand what the new information is, but they will still pass it on as their worldview. Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.
Example 1: Billy:" i dont believe in God" John:"why?" Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA" John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?" Billy:"no.... .....yes" John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome ( CFS )" Example 2: Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold" Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it." Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?" Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"
by chicken hawk 104 December 30, 2011
When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.
DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win .

Girl: Did you see that new CF that 2pm did!?
Girl2: Hell yeah ! So hot ....
Shorthand for clusterfuck . Can be used when not wanting another person to know what you're really saying or when you want to avoid being vulgar .
Hey Johnny , this gangbang is such a CF...
"It's so hard to meet a nice CF man nowadays ..."

A state run program that, despite it's official charter of protecting children, protects abusive women.
They openly discriminate against fathers and have probably killed more children they've "claimed" to have helped.

Their formula is simple:
Mommy= Innocent victim who always tells the truth.
Daddy= Evil person who always lies.
Child= Insignificant.

Steve: Hey Bob, what happened when you called DCF about your ex-wife dying cigarettes out on your daughter?
Bob: They said, over and over, that I wasn't mandated to make a referral. Then they said I was a jealous ex-husband and everything in her home was "appropriate". I had to bring her back to her mother. They also said I shouldn't have visitation rights.
DCF Sucks ASS ! Known some places as HRS , These are the evil people who like to take children away for no fucking reason
Hi, I'm DCF / HRS and I WANT your child !
Acronym: Dutch Clusteruck. Somewhat more fucked up version of a CF
We thought the situation was fucked before, now, it's a total DCF.
She said she went to school with Troy Aikman , and would think he was cute if he wasn't such a DCF.
Dick Cunt Fuck A method of valuing certain stuff on fucking stupid financial statements that's really boring and stupid and gay and sucks shit .
Question: "Dude, what is the value of those deferred assets in the company balance sheet ?" Answer: "I don't know, asshole. You haven't done the DCF ( dick cunt fuck) you fucking jerk ."
Person1: ay I hunk she's the one
Person2: DCF, DTB , DTN only trust yourself.
by Missesannoymous2468 June 25, 2022
His file management is for shit , what a dcf .

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