This Is My Fucking Chair
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Im talking about the computer chair, I was leaning back on the thing and I was too heavy and the chair leg broke. Why does everything I come in contact with have to break? ;_;
same thing happend to me once,but my tooth wasn't chiped
Thats what happens when you are fat.
Good thing your tooth chipped, maybe that well slow down your eating fat ass
How did you chip your tooth? Were you eatting something when you fell backwards? No wonder the chair broke.
Im not fat at all, I'm pretty slim infact, Im just tall.
You Hit the Ceiling and Fell down on your Chair?
How do you chip your tooth when you break the leg.
Tall is the measurements of up and down. Not measures from one side to another. Damn, you suck.
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Now this is a story
all about how
my chair got flip
turned up side down
and I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
I'll tell you how I
went and fell out of my chair
You must be a clutz like myself. I've broken 3 chairs since I've joined NG around last year.
> z0r. (Random, and possibly NSFW.)
That happened to me once, it's one of those chairs with wheels that tips back, plus it was on one of those plastic mats so it just slipped out from under me.
lolz i leaned backwards once and it stretched to far and broke completely off, im just happy it was cushioned so i didnt hit my head on are big wooden table XD
In Western Texas,
born and raised,
eating pizza is how I spent most of my days
Eating out, drinking slurpees all cool and all
eating some sausage out
side of the safeway
when I got in my chair
and it was up to no good
started breaking up
and it wasn't good
I chipped one little tooth and my mom got scared
she said "you are fat you fucking fatty fat fat"
Stay away from me! I want to have kids ya know!
Take on the role of a criminal detective and deliver justice
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This is my new fucking chair. Delivered fresh, clean, and
What good is a fucking chair with a broken screw?
They were very nice. This is the foot rest lever, not the recliner, which explains why the recline works. So they're sending a foot rest lever to me and a technician will come and fix it in 5-7 work days.
Well, that's not the best news. But it's not the worst.
Fuck nice. They fucked up. But, it could be way the fuck worse....
Fucked fucking fuck fuckers. Fuck!
George Carlin www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM I Love this fucker.
Does the chair have a cup holder? These thing are important you know.
fucking jumping on the fuck wagon for you my lady, 5-7 days?, wtf is that? what is the technician doing between the 5th and 7th day.
That you tube link is fucking hilarious!
(I'm a little late but maybe there is still a spot for me on the bandwagon)
What a pain, sounds like something that would happen to me.
Ummm....fuck?
This sucks. I hope they don't take two weeks to come and fix it!
What kind of fuckery are they pulling?
They need to send someone right away! Tell them you will be sending them the bill for the extra pain meds.
Bloody fucking hell. They'd better fix that fucker, stat!!
well, I have to say that the description, notes, tags and comments all made me laugh out loud... despite how rotten it is and how sorry I am that your chair arrived broken. I hope you got to laugh too - and that the laughing didn't hurt. ;o/
Laughing fucking hurts like fucking hell. Pardon my fucking french. :-)
Um. Kelly. You didn't use the magic word. :-)
Leslie: ouch. sorry. ;o/
Dave: I don't speak French, but it doesn't keep me from laughing.
...so, one of my Grade Five students asked me to teach her some bad words in English. "Why?", asks I. "Just curious", says she. Then my co-teacher says "Yeah, David-de; what does 'Fuck you!' mean?"
...I guess I could have sent them both to this location... =]
...hope it works out for you Leslie...
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