The Mathematical Pope's Algorithmic Approach to Sainthood

Pope Leo XIV has stunned the Catholic world by launching the first algorithm to calculate sainthood probability. Nicknamed "Saint-O-Meter," the program weighs martyrdom, miracle density, humility-to-tweet ratio, and average incense tolerance. Canon lawyers initially protested, until the Pope showed them a chart comparing St. Teresa of �vila to St. Olaf with logarithmic holiness curves. "God doesn't make mistakes," he said. "But spreadsheets help us see why." READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb