Commentary: The Ideal Abortion

Commentary: The Ideal Abortion

Updated: 2022-07-25
  • By: Dr. Floyd
  • Summary: A theoretical compromise between child-victims and the deadbeat moms who would kill them.
  • Tags: child abuse, deadbeat moms, abortion revenge

Abortion is a highly stressful topic on all sides. Thus, I will extend an olive branch for common ground, with a goal of peace and mutual respect.

No matter what side of the abortion debate you are on, surely we can all agree that the ideal abortion is a "botched" abortion—where the baby survives, while the murderer and all accomplices die.

This ideal botched abortion would have two general scenarios: voluntary abortion, and forced abortion. Following are two examples of a happy ending for abortion—first, for a botched voluntary-abortion; second, for a botched forced-abortion.

Ideal Botched Abortion for a Voluntary Abortion

Voluntary abortion is where a woman seeks out someone to kill a man's prenatal child. If a voluntary abortion turned into an ideal botched abortion—here is how that could look:

A pregnant nigger shows up to a government-provided nigger-run child-murder center to hire someone to murder the prenatal nigger inside her. During the attempted murder, the pregnant nigger's accomplices accidentally kill the pregnant nigger—but the baby nigger survives the attempted murder. Later, the baby nigger's nigger father finds out that murderers at the government-provided nigger-run child-murder center killed his pregnant nigger wife when the pregnant nigger wife was trying to murder the nigger husband's nigger child. Relieved that the nigger baby survived, and fine with the murderous pregnant nigger's death—the nigger father kills all the workers at the government-provided nigger-run child-murder center.

Ideal Botched Abortion for a Forced Abortion

Some countries force abortions. One example is the slave state of China (aka Ching-Chong Land, aka Chinkland). If a forced abortion turned into an ideal botched abortion in Chinkland—here is how that could look:

Government officials in Chinkland order chink terrorist police to kidnap a pregnant chink and take it to a medical dungeon, so that physician chinks can murder the pregnant chink's chink baby against the pregnant chink's will.

But when the chink terrorist police show up to kidnap the pregnant chink and to aid in the murder of the unborn chink—plot twist: the pregnant chink is protected by several heroic anti-murder chink men. The chink heroes tie up the chink terrorist police officers, then torture the chink terrorist police officers into revealing (a) the Chinkland government officials who put out the hit, and (b) the name(s) of the physician(s) who were hired as the hitmen (or hitwomen). After gaining the intel, the heroic anti-murder chinks kill all the terrorist police officers who showed up to kidnap the pregnant chink and to aid in the murder of the unborn chink. The heroes then hunt down and round up all the Chinkland government officials, and any physician(s) who signed up to perform the forced abortion murder. Then the heroes march all the murderers to the center of town—and all the townspeople kill all the murderers and their accomplices.


–Dr. Floyd


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