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by Dan Indante
Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks , you are just pages away from finally understanding: - How a five-dollar date can get you laid - How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack - Where you'll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning - How to tric
Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks , you are just pages away from finally understanding: - How a five-dollar date can get you laid - How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack - Where you'll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning - How to trick a woman into thinking you're classy, even if you have holes in your underwear - Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures - How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave - Why it's possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor's hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day - And much more The Complete A**hole's Guide isn't like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn't cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if that's what you're looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you're sorry . . . EVER AGAIN! We'll take you from the day you're born to the day you die and show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man's life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we'll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned. If you're not interested, that's fine. We're sure there are ballet classes you need to attend before your wine and cheese party. However, if you are ready, then grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you're about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written. Enjoy!
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Published
May 1st 2003
by St. Martin's Griffin
The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks
0312310846
(ISBN13: 9780312310844 )
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May 06, 2011
Yosep
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did not like it
Unfunny. Uninformative. I bought this book on a whim since it was on sale used for under a dollar on Amazon.com. It gives you the impression that it'll give the "nice guy" some insight into being the "bad boy" that supposedly gets all the women or whatever. Really a couple of dolts threw together a bunch of paragraphs that go over what an "asshole" does in each phase of his life. It's stupid and inane. You have absolutely nothing to gain by reading this book. It's not even edgy or offensive. You'r
Unfunny. Uninformative. I bought this book on a whim since it was on sale used for under a dollar on Amazon.com. It gives you the impression that it'll give the "nice guy" some insight into being the "bad boy" that supposedly gets all the women or whatever. Really a couple of dolts threw together a bunch of paragraphs that go over what an "asshole" does in each phase of his life. It's stupid and inane. You have absolutely nothing to gain by reading this book. It's not even edgy or offensive. You're paying for an edgy title and that's it. The fact of the matter is, be a 'nice guy' if that's what you are, and be it with confidence and you can have all the women you can handle, if that's what you want.
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Initially, the book starts with everything being around money. But the book branches off and gives some decent pointers about how to deal with women. The best thing I can remember was their 1-2-3 punch. 1. Coffee 2. Drinks 3. Dinner The author's humor gets old after a while. But you can skim through a lot of it and finish the book pretty quickly. My only 'modification' would be to take the girl out for drinks during happy hour. You can get more drinks in for the same price. And for dinner, a bigger
Initially, the book starts with everything being around money. But the book branches off and gives some decent pointers about how to deal with women. The best thing I can remember was their 1-2-3 punch. 1. Coffee 2. Drinks 3. Dinner The author's humor gets old after a while. But you can skim through a lot of it and finish the book pretty quickly. My only 'modification' would be to take the girl out for drinks during happy hour. You can get more drinks in for the same price. And for dinner, a bigger emphasis should be placed on cooking for her. Its cheaper, demonstrates you have cooking skill, is definitely out of the ordinary and she is already at your place.
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How much you enjoy this book will completely depend on how you approach it. If you start the book thinking that you're going to get some life altering advice, you'll probably be disappointed. If you start reading it just for a good laugh, then you'll definitely enjoy it.
How much you enjoy this book will completely depend on how you approach it. If you start the book thinking that you're going to get some life altering advice, you'll probably be disappointed. If you start reading it just for a good laugh, then you'll definitely enjoy it.
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men that can't read other books
More amusing than helpful. Gave it two stars for humor; not sure though if it was meant to be humor or if it was just that dumb. May help ya get some but won't lead to anything more. Don't waste you're time unless you're out of other books to read. :-)
More amusing than helpful. Gave it two stars for humor; not sure though if it was meant to be humor or if it was just that dumb. May help ya get some but won't lead to anything more. Don't waste you're time unless you're out of other books to read. :-)
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An incredibly funny book.... as long as you don't take ANY of the advice. Elements of truth taken to the farthest extereme.
An incredibly funny book.... as long as you don't take ANY of the advice. Elements of truth taken to the farthest extereme.
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Absolute comedy gold - especially considering that many a true word is said in jest.
Jul 28, 2011
Coleen Murphy
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Tough read...quite funny at times. I do have a new understanding of the "enemy"
Tough read...quite funny at times. I do have a new understanding of the "enemy"
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Someone looking for a laugh or an asshole, lol.
I needed a good laugh when I bought this. lol
Jun 09, 2011
Michael
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really liked it
It was very funny. would I ever use any of the advice in it...maybe...maybe not. It is a very good read for guys. I don't think women would enjoy reading this book at all.
It was very funny. would I ever use any of the advice in it...maybe...maybe not. It is a very good read for guys. I don't think women would enjoy reading this book at all.
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Jun 07, 2008
Justin
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it was ok
This is thus far the worst of the "fraterism" books I have read. The entire script seemed very forced, as if the authors did not really no where they were going next. Kind of like this review.
This is thus far the worst of the "fraterism" books I have read. The entire script seemed very forced, as if the authors did not really no where they were going next. Kind of like this review.
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Chicks who always seem to end up with a$$holes
Feb 01, 2008
Scott
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it was ok
More of a normal dating guide with some ass hole stuff thrown in. I already knew all this stuff, but it had some funny moments.
Nov 13, 2008
Art
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it was amazing
This is a truly funny book. It really tells how assholes pick up women. I could not put it down.
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