Stephen Colbert Meets Chicken Comedy Legend
Stephen ColbertTitle: 'Stephen Colbert and the Mysterious Late-Night Guest'
One night, as Stephen Colbert was wrapping up The Late Show, his stage manager whispered, 'Stephen, there’s someone very insistent about seeing you backstage. Says it’s urgent.'
Stephen, ever the professional (and slightly curious), smirked. 'Is it the ghost of Abraham Lincoln again? Because last time, he just complained about Ford’s Theatre’s Yelp reviews.'
But when he stepped into his dressing room, he found… a chicken. Not just any chicken—a very confident one, wearing a tiny tie and holding a cue card.
Chicken: (clears throat) 'Stephen, we need to talk about your eggsellent monologue delivery.'
Stephen blinked. 'Okay, either I’m hallucinating from too much Celebrity Crunch cereal, or this is real.'
The chicken hopped onto his desk. 'I represent Poultry News Network. Your jokes are clucking brilliant, but you’ve eggs-cluded the chicken demographic for too long.'
Stephen, now fully committed, leaned in. 'Are you saying… I need more chicken jokes?'
Chicken: 'Bingo. And I’m here to coop-write.'
The next night, Stephen opened with: *'Why did the chicken watch my show? To get to the *other side… of the political divide!' The audience roared.
From then on, the chicken (now named Cluck Norris) became his unofficial 'poultry correspondent,' delivering egg-ceptional commentary.
And that’s how Stephen Colbert became the first late-night host to win a Clio Award… sponsored by KFC.
Moral of the story? Always listen to talking chickens. (Or just embrace the absurd. Your call.)
The End. 🐔🎤
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