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What's in the box Giant Microbes - Sperm Cell (Spermatozoon) Educational Plush Toy
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Hilarious gag gift, but incredibly overpriced. It feels like the kind of quality you'd get if you won a stuffed toy at the carnival, no joke. If you can buy this somewhere else with a coupon, I'd recommend it. Also know that this is SUPER TINY. I don't think it's fair to dock too many stars because of that (when I bought it, the dimensions were listed at the top), but it's something you should know. Don't be expecting something pillow-sized. Your Barbie doll might even complain and yearn for bigger. That said, it's funny. You shouldn't be expecting this to be crazy well-made. If you can stomach the price, you'll have a memorable present.

I bought this as a party favor for my sister's bachelorette party. I can't really attest to the quality or accuracy of the toy--or really anything else pertaining to its intended use--because my dog managed to fish it out of my suitcase while I was in the shower and I came out to find her happily tossing it around the living room. Needless to say, this will not be making it to the party. In part because it is now covered in slobber, but mostly because I can't imagine anyone there appreciating it nearly as much as my dog apparently does.

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Dog loves it!

By Caelita on September 6, 2016

I bought this as a gag gift for my brother for Christmas. We started buying each other different Giant Microbes Plush Toys for each other for our birthdays and holidays. They are a great conversation piece! It's actually a very soft plush and feels nice to the touch. It's about the size of a small grapefruit or softball when bunched together and the head is the size of a tangerine.

I always get my kids a Giant Microbe for Christmas, they're funny and educational. Not sure why this "boy" sperm is wearing a blue hair bow, though! This sperm would also be a cute favor to include with a baby shower gift. I like that each plush microbe has its name printed right on their fabric tag, so even when the cardboard tag is gone you'll know just what it is!

ok....i wanted to give this 2 stars when i got it because it is so freaking small. I don't know...I think the "GIANT Microbes" threw me off. So I didn't read any further, my mistake. It's super cute but also super small. So just make sure you are aware of the size. Check out my picture.

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By Elsa on August 29, 2015

He seems to have been 'broken' in shipping, though, but the back half of his 'tail' is actually really thin...so they fold it in half in the package & it's probably supposed to look like that. It is actually great, though, because I received it on Mother's Day and have no children...so I can tell everyone it's because I think they broke my sperm. ;-D

I'm a fan of giant microbes, this little guy (littler than I expected lol) is very cute. His bow was a little squished out of shape when it arrived but like that's a big deal =) I do wish there was some stuffing in the tail and that the "head" was shaped better, but it's cute, like it <3

When someone pulls this out of a box they will instantly know what it is. I found it amusing to watch their face as they opened it. It is kind of on the small size for what I though it would be, being that it cost $20 at the time I bought it.

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GIANTmicrobes are health and science products for education and fun. Make learning and discovery more memorable with our adorable plush representations of health topics, microscopic life, cells, molecules and human organs. GIANTmicrobes are unique gifts for students, scientists, educators, doctors, nurses, psychologists, public health officials, healthcare professionals, friends, loved ones and anyone with a healthy sense of humor. Spread awareness, boost confidence and help adults and children become familiar with infectious diseases, chronic illness, food safety, hygiene, anatomy, genetics, blood biology, reproductive health, mental health, brain science and more.
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There are multiple different styles, including:
Penis strokers are probably the most common adult toy for men you’ll find.
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