Skip Bayless Debates Himself in Bathroom

EXCLUSIVE: Skip Bayless CAUGHT IN FIERY DEBATE WITH HIMSELF – 'I’D RATHER ARGUE THAN BREATHE!'

By Chip McEnthusiast, Tattletale Sports

LOS ANGELES, CA – In a shocking turn of events that has left sports fans somehow more exhausted than usual, FOX Sports’ most notorious hot-take artist, Skip Bayless, was reportedly caught screaming at his own reflection in a men’s bathroom mirror after another explosive episode of Undisputed.

Eyewitnesses claim Bayless, 72, stormed into the studio restroom following a heated debate with himself over whether LeBron James could have survived the sinking of the Titanic.

'HE WAS ARGUING BOTH SIDES!'

A terrified janitor, who asked to remain anonymous, told Tattletale Sports: 'I walked in, and he was pointing at the mirror yelling, ‘YOU’RE A COWARD, SKIP!’ Then he switched to a deeper voice and fired back, ‘NO, YOU’RE THE COWARD!’ I just backed out slowly… this man does not need an opponent.'

Sources say Bayless then spent 37 uninterrupted minutes explaining why Tom Brady’s retirement was actually a personal attack on him, before storming out and challenging a potted plant to 'say it to [his] face.'

SHANNON SHARPE RESPONDS

Former co-host Shannon Sharpe, who famously escaped Bayless’ debate vortex in 2023, tweeted:

'Skip once argued that the sun was overrated. I’m not surprised. Pray for that mirror.'

IS SKIP BAYLESS… UNSTOPPABLE?

Experts are now questioning whether Bayless needs controversy to survive.

'We ran tests,' said one FOX Sports producer. 'His heart rate drops if he goes 10 minutes without a bad take. We had to hook him up to an IV of Stephen A. Smith soundbites just to stabilize him.'

Bayless has yet to comment, but insiders confirm he’s currently writing a 5,000-word manifesto on why Michael Jordan could have single-handedly won the Revolutionary War.

MORE TO COME… or at least, MORE ARGUING.

(Want more insane sports drama? Click HERE to read 'Stephen A. Smith’s Secret Feud with a Waffle House Cook'!)

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