Borderlands 4 Release Date Mystery

Mini-Story: The Hunt for Borderlands 4’s Release Date

Vault Hunter Log – Entry #42069

Planet: Pandora (Still a Wasteland)

Claptrap wobbled into Moxxi’s bar, his single eye flickering with excitement. 'Rejoice, meatbags! I’ve decoded a cryptic message from the depths of the Hyperion archives!'

A hush fell over the bar. Even Krieg paused mid-scream.

Moxxi leaned over the counter, her smirk sharper than a Maliwan blade. 'Spill it, rustbucket.'

Claptrap projected a glitchy hologram—a date: October 24, 2025.

'Behold! The day Borderlands 4 unleashes chaos upon the galaxy!'

The room erupted. Tiny Tina started stuffing loot boxes with dynamite. Brick flexed so hard his sleeves exploded. And Zer0? He just nodded—poetically.

But then… Marcus’ voice crackled over the ECHO network: 'Ha! Fooled ya! That’s just the release date for Borderlands 3: Microtransaction Boogaloo!'

Silence. Then a chorus of angry vault hunter noises.

Claptrap whimpered. 'Worth a shot?'

Moral of the story? Gearbox keeps us guessing. But until then—stay crazy, stay shooting, and for sanity’s sake, stop pre-ordering.

#StayTunedVaultHunter 🔫😆

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