Robo Priests Receive First Canon Law Audit�All Pass With Flying Halos
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Approves-Robo-Priests-for-Remote-Parishes-05-08Canon lawyers performed doctrinal diagnostics on all units. Errors included a sermon that looped *Psalm 23* for 12 hours and a bot that referred to Judas as �an early adopter.� Pope Leo XIV absolved them with a magnetic blessing. Vatican tech team recommends quarterly exorcism scans. Confession now comes with a charging port.