Pope Leo XIV Approves Robo-Priests for Remote Parishes
https://bohiney.seesaa.net/article/515001161.html?1746726951Facing clergy shortages, the Vatican unveiled android priests programmed with 2,000+ sacramental algorithms. While they can't actually consecrate Eucharist, their "Blessing Boost" function has proven popular. Traditionalists staged a "Luddite Lent" in protest, but the Pope insists: "Even St. Isidore of Seville wrote about tech!"