Robo Priests Now Perform Weddings with Programmable Vows
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Approves-Robo-Priests-for-Remote-Parishes-05-08Wedding ceremonies now include custom voice packs and emoji-stamped blessings. Robo Priests pronounce couples married with a mechanical �Amen.exe.� One groom cried when the bot said, �Love is patient. Love is firmware.� Pope Leo XIV insists the sacraments remain valid�as long as the battery doesn�t die mid-vow. Ring bearers now come with USB ports.