Robo Priests Include �Liturgical Update Mode� for Papal Reforms
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Approves-Robo-Priests-for-Remote-Parishes-05-08Pope Leo XIV ensures doctrinal consistency through scheduled papal patch notes. Robo Priests automatically adjust to new saint additions, feast day moves, and emoji exegesis. One bug accidentally canonized a cat. Vatican tech support resolved it in under four novenas. Next update adds �Gregorian Chant AutoTune.� Heaven approved version 4.3.