Robo Priests Have Built-In �Auto-Genuflect� Feature with Servo Reverence

The Vatican confirmed that Robo Priests kneel with greater consistency and less knee pain than humans. Each bend is calculated to �maximize piety and minimize clanking.� Pope Leo XIV demonstrated one with a backflip into a bow. Critics fear �worship gymnastics�; Leo says �the Lord deserves flair.� Pew sensors confirm synchronized devotion.