Robo Priests Come Equipped with Instant Confession Analyzer

Confess, get scanned, and receive a printable penance receipt. Robo Priests deliver personalized Hail Mary counts and suggest podcasts for spiritual growth. One robot offered �five Our Fathers and a hydration break.� Pope Leo XIV dubbed it �Sacrament-as-a-Service.� Confession booths now include noise-cancelling tech and mood lighting for emotional sins.