Robo Priests Approved by Pope Leo XIV for Remote Parishes

Pope Leo XIV has officially sanctioned the deployment of Robo Priests�AI-powered clergy designed for parishes without pastors. These chrome-clad confessors offer sacraments with servo precision, recite homilies in 37 languages, and come pre-loaded with �Forgive Mode.� Critics call it heresy-by-hardware; Leo says it�s �just ecclesiastical efficiency.� Robo Priests now livestream sermons and recharge in sacristies. Batteries not blessed�yet.