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I mean, we all know about the big stuff – the stretch marks , the crazy hair growth , and the randomly passing out . But what about all the funsies that happen in the bathroom?
When you're pregnant, going to the bathroom is suddenly this new and eye-opening adventure.
I mean, peeing a bunch is one of the main symptoms you're supposed to look for when trying to figure out if you're pregnant.
And you'd think, hey! It's just pee – what's the big deal and why is it so different when I'm pregnant? WELL. Let me be the one to break it to you…
I mean, your urine isn't suddenly rainbow colored or anything but there's definitely a difference when you are expecting.
So today, let's discuss peeing while pregnant and what you need to know about it.
I know, I know. This is peeing all the time thing is a common symptom of pregnancy and talked about all the time. But do you really understand what they mean by “all the time”?
Because it is ALL THE TIME. Constantly. I went every hour.
And the further along in your pregnancy, the more often you'll need to go. See, that adorable little person growing inside of you is going to pushing on your bladder all the damn time.
And that means – you're gonna need to pee all the damn time. So, be prepared to wake up multiple times a night to visit the throne.
Also, head's up, lots of times you're going to need to pee frequently then rush to the bathroom – only to go a little trickle . It's stupid and annoying.
During this super magical freaking time, you might accidentally pee yourself. Like, seriously. It happens.
This is especially true if you've had a prior vaginal birth.
Look, stuff is relaxed and then you've got all these organs and a baby pushing on your bladder. It's an accident waiting to happen.
One way to help prevent accidentally peeing is to do those Kegels daily . That will help strength your pelvic floor and enable you to clench and control a little easier.
Still having issues? It's time to make your peace with it, my friends, and panty liner up . Or wear some of those cute period panties – yep, they'll work, too.
Also, heads up – be careful when you sneeze. There's a reason your mom always crossed her legs.
And sometimes, that means that you'll think you accidentally peed yourself but really – it's just a bunch of discharge that randomly decided to expel from your body.
If it drives you crazy, start wearing a thin panty liner or get used to wiping down your undies a lot.
The addition of a giant belly can really make wiping post-peeing… interesting.
You're gonna create a whole new yoga routine just to get your hand holding the toilet paper back there and into position.
It's super awkward (I have grunted more than once trying to wipe myself while pregnant). If it helps, pull your pants down well past your knees then spread your legs out and lean forward.
That will probably help you wipe easier… but good luck getting to your pants to pull them on again.
One weird thing about peeing while pregnant is that you're going all the time but can never seem to get it all out.
This happened to me all the time with both my pregnancies. I would have to go badly, rush to the bathroom, pee, then leave the bathroom and still need to pee!
Thankfully, a friend of mine heard me complaining about this issue and offered a really helpful tip.
She recommended that after I was down peeing, I should lean as far forward as possible (obviously, this is much easier to do in the beginning of your pregnancy).
Why? Well, it's simple. Leaning forward will compress your organs and push on your bladder. It's so simple but it works!
I almost always got a little extra trickle out and left the bathroom feeling like my bladder was empty.
Sure – it's always smelled a bit but now? HOO BOY. It's a new nasal adventure all up in here.
I'm sure it has something to do with your hormones and stuff but man, it's weird. It's got this new gamey, chemically smell that can throw you off if you're not expecting it.
Just know that it is normal and nothing to be scared about.
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One the many “fun” side effects of being pregnant, having the intense need to pee all the time is arguably one of the worst. I remember going to a movie right around the start of my pregnancy with my son, and probably missing about half the show thanks to his presence in my bladder. And the "best" part? It only gets worse the more your baby grows. But at least we can collectively laugh at the experience via stories from pregnant women kind enough to share the worst moment they needed to pee. We're all in this together, right?
I can definitely remember the worst "I have to get to the nearest bathroom as soon as possible" moment when I was pregnant. I was considered a high-risk pregnancy, and at around five months my OB-GYN noticed my cervix was getting way too short, way too fast. I was immediately admitted to have an emergency cerclage placed. The procedure was successful, but they had to give me an epidural, which left me unable to do much for the next few hours. That didn’t stop my bladder from needing to go, though.
The nurses tried to give me a bedpan a few times, but trying to pee in a bed pan in a crowded room (the recovery room was actually an area where many pregnant women and new moms were recovering from various procedures) is nearly impossible. Even when I went to my own private room it was difficult to go, even though I felt the need to go so badly . I cried for a bit, you guys. It was just that bad. Fortunately, with the help of my husband and a kind nurse, I was finally able to do my business. And while my story might not be as relevant to everyone, I will say that these next few stories will very likely resonate with all you expecting mamas out there:
“I drank a 33 ounce Big Gulp so I'd have a full bladder for an ultrasound. I was so full the tech made me go pee some because it was impeding the procedure.”
“Only once while I was pregnant did I wet myself. I was sure I didn't have to go that bad and I was running late for work, so I walked past the restroom instead of stopping. A few steps later, I felt a sprinkle. So much for being on time!”
“I once wet myself in the checkout line at a grocery store . I told people my water broke. They moved me to the front of the line, checked me out like lightning, and cleaned up after me while congratulating me like crazy.”
“I was nine months, woke up bursting for a pee, and tried to run to the bathroom . Unfortunately my little grey cat thought that it was a fine time to do his rub all over and twine in and out of my ankles thing. Yeah, I peed on his head.”
“I was in the Navy stationed on a carrier when I was pregnant with my first kid. I had to stand watch as shutdown reactor operator. Six hours on and six hours off for the duty day. I filled up pages of the logbook signing in and out for watch reliefs. There was no way I’d have ever made it six hours. Luckily, I worked with some pretty good people (who probably also didn’t want to sit in a chair that I’d peed in).”
“I was only 27 and seven months pregnant, but it was my very first time seeing comedian George Carlin in real life. I had to leave my seats five times! Anyone who knows Carlin knows that usually that means the patron is offended and is leaving. The people around me weren’t mad until the fourth time. They high-fived me the third time before I came back in. The fifth time, I just stood against the wall after peeing. I did not want to miss him live but I was laughing too hard and it hurt to hold it!”
“I don’t have any terribly memorable moments, but the multiple Starbucks cups I peed in while stuck in traffic (as a passenger) might say otherwise. Basically when you gotta go, you gotta go.”
“I was 32 weeks pregnant with my second, on the RFK bridge in NYC. Cars were not moving. I held it as long as I could, and wound up peeing into two of my daughter's diapers . Gotta go, you gotta go.”
“First baby. Bumper to bumper traffic coming back from Hurricane Rita . Everything everywhere was closed. We ended up pulling over off the highway on a dirt road and as I crouched beside the car to pee, four ATV vehicles came out of the woods with their lights on me. I was almost finished and just had to stay there and hope they didn’t see me, but I’m pretty sure they did.”
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