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If you only know TMNT from TV and film and you want to dive into the franchise’s expansive comic book history, here are some good starting points.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are one of the most enduring franchises of all time. First introduced in the mid-1980s, this was a team that was initially meant to largely be a parody of things like Frank Miller’s Daredevil , but something about it caught fire and suddenly it had everything from films to lunchboxes and has existed in one form or another ever since.
Even now, there’s a comic book going on over at IDW that’s been running for over one hundred issues and several mini-series. For fans who’ve already seen the cartoons and the films, which storylines will appeal the most? Which ones are must-reads for anyone that wants to delve into the franchise?
Generally, crossover comics such as these aren’t quite so high-quality. They’re usually entertaining, but James Tynion and Freddie Williams II managed to create something special with this mini-series. The six-issue miniseries sees the Turtles and Shredder teleported to the DC Universe courtesy of Krang, where they have to find a way back before their mutations are reverted due to how physics work differently in this universe.
What makes this book truly work is its willingness to draw on the universes of both franchises, with guest stars everywhere to feel like a celebration of two franchises that ruled the late '80s and early '90s.
This is a crucial story from the IDW continuity because it deals with how the heroes take Krang out. After getting two genius scientists to work with him, Krang has the Technodrome invented, which is able to terraform the planet into something that would be hospitable for his people— while wiping out the existing species.
Multiple plot threads converge here, with readers getting to see Donatello and Leonardo coming into their own and creating plans to take out both Shredder and Krang at the same time. For IDW fans this book is crucial to understand the next 50 or so issues of storytelling.
The Turtles managed to defeat Krang, but at what cost? Their brother Donatello nearly loses his life, and is forced to occupy the body of a robotic ninja turtle to keep existing. Meanwhile, the Foot Clan are bent on getting revenge for the Turtles’ attempted double-cross of Shredder.
In the end, the story builds into a finale that features the Clan Hamato going against the Foot Clan in some of the best action scenes of any American comic book series.
This is worth it just to see the Turtles have some fun for a change. So much of their stories on Earth are life-threatening, but despite the incredibly high stakes this story is just a high-concept sci-fi adventure on another planet.
The team is called to another dimension to help assemble all the witnesses against Krang, in the hopes of getting him put in jail once and for all. In addition to featuring some pretty classic Turtles characters, this fun three-parter has a twist ending no one could see coming.
The beginning of the IDW TMNT comic series, Change is Constant explains how the Turtles came about in the first place. It starts out with Leonardo, Donatello, and Michelangelo on the search for their missing brother Raphael, who was kidnapped when they were all young.
This storyline isn’t as good as some of the others, but it’s essential to understanding Raph, who is finally given an origin story to all of his rage. It also introduces key characters like Old Hob, a character who becomes a major antagonist for the team, as well as the rest of the main cast.
The original Mirage comics series of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ended with City at War, a storyline about the Turtles getting involved in a massive gang war ravaging New York City. Running for over a year, City at War is one of the landmark stories for the Turtles, which is why it’s been re-done at least three times in the comics and cartoons combined.
It goes some weird places for the characters, but serves as a natural stopping point for the first volume of the series, as peace comes to the Hamato Clan for the first time since the series began.
Everyone that’s a true Turtles fan should read this issue at least once— if they can find it. Eastman and Laird’s initial issue creating this franchise show just how talented they were as creators. So much of what everyone knows to be Turtles canon is fully-formed in this first issue, from their origin to their battle with the Shredder .
These weren’t things which were added later on like most franchises, but rather present in the very first issue. Of course, also present in the first issue is the team taking the Shredder out by kicking him off a building after he tries to use a grenade on them.
The macro-series are actually a bunch of one-shots collected into a single mini-series, each one centering on a different member of the Turtles. While most of the series is about forcing the team to fight one powerful threat after the other at breakneck speeds, the Macro-Series takes a different approach.
Each spotlight issue examines their place in the world after several years of dealing both with enemied and their own mistakes. They’re important from a plot perspective, but more importantly, each issue is poignant and bittersweet, and shows exactly why these characters have been able to be popular for so many decades.
With City at War finished, the Turtles have lost the one thing they fought their hardest to save. Despite adding a sister to the team in Jennika, the group has never been more divided. With the team shattered and each member individually broken, the group has to find a new reason to work together again— if they even want to.
What makes From the Ashes work is it’s such a great change of pace, as the team is allowed to process everything that’s happened to them. It builds a new status quo for the team going forward, and is the first thing readers will want to see once they’ve finished the previous storyline.
A different City at War from the original, but arguably a vastly superior one. After the Turtles have spent so many years dealing with their sensei being the head of the Foot Clan, things finally begin to move that allow them a chance at getting Splinter back as their dad again.
City at War works because it draws on so many different plot threads and characters, some dating all the way back to the very first issue of the comic, making for an incredible pay off for readers that have been around since the very beginning.
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The case for fuck : Leonardo is obviously the hottest, uh, turtle thingy. He's the leader, which means he's confident, powerful, and cool under pressure, even when battling an evil pink space-brain that rides around in the body cavity of a large bald goon. (Come on, ladies, don't TELL me that's not on your list of turn-ons.) He's also the oldest of the four, so, silver fox-turtle, I guess? Leonardo would probably be a thoughtful and libidinous lover, but would never overstay his welcome or get clingy. Turtle business, you know.
The case for marry : Oh, total wedding-bells material. 'Nardo's got ambition, drive, job security, and the kind of long-term stability that's sure to keep steaming hot pizza on your family's dinner table every fucking goddamn fucking night until you fucking die. Pizza, pizza, pizza. You love it. Eat it .
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The case for kill : Come on. Dude's kind of a snooze. Really? Your weapon is some swords? Were they out of library books and sleeping pills?
The verdict : Marry. Your grandma would approve. (Once she stopped screaming like a fucking maniac because of the TALKING TURTLE-MONSTER YOU BROUGHT TO THANKSGIVING, I mean.)
The case for fuck : The thing that you have to understand about Donatello is that he does machines. So, yeah, he's kind of a dork, but he's also the least brutish of the turtles—a gentle, cerebral, intellectual partner who always makes pleasuring you with his weird, three-pronged turtle-hand his top priority. The other turtles want to fuck. Donatello wants to make love . Also you should see the stuff he can do with a bo staff (mainly just stick it in there, tbh).
The case for marry : Once fighting Foot-crime stops being a viable career, he could get a job at Boeing or something. Then at least you guys would have a nice pension to fall back on, and maybe you could upgrade to a 2-bedroom fetid sewer for your twilight years. Donatello seems open-minded enough that you might be able to convince him to eat foods other than pizza a couple times a month. Plus, he'd be super handy around the house, in case you needed to fix the boiler or fight off a marauding bipedal sunglasses-pig. And if you suddenly found yourself marooned inside the 1989 TMNT NES game , Donatello is obviously the best , because BO STAFF, so don't argue with me.
The case for kill : Blah blah blah blah blah blah gadgets blah blah turtle science blah blah blah blah blah blah interface microchip fart.
The case for fuck : Raphael is cool, but you should keep in mind that he is also rude. That combo's a classic panty reptilian-cloaca-flap-dropper. He's got the bad-boy allure of a Jordan Catalano and the sarcasm of a Seth Cohen. HOT. (EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE HE'S LITERALLY A GIANT TURTLE.)
The case for marry : He's in touch with his emotions, unafraid to be vulnerable, and always looking to squeeze as much adventure out of life as he can. Raphael is fun and spontaneous, so at any moment he might surprise you with a trip to [the sewers of] Spain or an irritating temper tantrum about pizza. Despite his rebellious streak, he's fiercely loyal, so you can rest assured that after he impregnates you with his foul seed and you plop out a clutch of slimy turtle eggs, he'll be an attentive and loving father.
The case for kill : Ugh, Raphael is a total aggro butthead.
The verdict : Fuck. Were you not listening? It's Jordan Catalano meets Seth Cohen . (Meets a giant turtle. Yeah. I remember. Thanks for pooping all over my special moment.)
The case for fuck : Michelangelo is a party dude—he's basically Spicoli with a shell. Not incredibly sexy, but you know what? I bet he'd be one of those dudes who's just super genuinely stoked about every part of you all the time. Like, "Whooooaahhh, dude, your butt is AWESOME!!!"
The case for marry : Michelangelo's a laid-back, upbeat kinda guy—not a sourpuss like Raphael or a goody-two-shoes like Leonardo. He's funny, he knows how to relax, and he has a refreshingly unstudied openness about him. I'm thinking, like, Andy from Parks & Rec . Or an idiot baby turtle that accidentally learned to talk using magic.
The case for kill : ANNOYING AS FUCK.
The verdict : Kill. Annoying as fuck.
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The case for marry : TWO HUMANS. TWO ADULT HUMAN BEINGS. Also she doesn't live in the sewer. (And the jumpsuit is rad.)
The case for kill : I'm not kill
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