Pope's Sainthood Algorithm Includes Purgatory Bonus Points

Purgatory duration predictions have been built into the Pope's latest algorithmic update. Daily frustrations now contribute to a "Mild Martyrdom Multiplier." Examples include babysitting without complaining, parking far from Mass out of courtesy, and not yelling during parish potlucks. The Pope calls it "saint math for the rest of us." Clergy who previously only prayed now keep emotional spreadsheets. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb